Seeking Simone

Ask Audrey Ep 7 - PicturePerfekt, Germany

Audrey's back with her own special brand of lesbian dating advice!! FINALLY.

In this episode, Audrey offers some well-thought out advice on choosing the right profile photo. Enjoy!

Audrey will be back every OTHER Friday to answer your lesbian dating dilemmas. Stay tuned!

Have a question for Audrey? Leave it in the comments, tweet her at @ask_audrey OR, to keep it private until she blabs it on her vlog, contact her via the contact form. She can't wait to hear from you! Seriously...she CANNOT WAIT.

Men of MySpace - Now in Polish! Plus, Ask Audrey Returns!

New Polish subtitles for the men of MySpace! Thanks to Alex from Fioletowa Winda, the Polish-speaking men of MySpace can finally learn what the English and Spanish-speaking hombres have learned about lesbians, the appeal of orphans and a certain Otis Redding tune. Thanks, Alex!!

To see the subtitles for the Open Letter to the Men of MySpace, click on the red triangle at the bottom right of the player - then mouse over and click on the subtitles you want. Enjoy!

 
In other news, everyone's favourite lesbian dating agony aunt, our very own Ask Audrey, returns with a new set of vlogs starting tomorrow! Audrey will be answering your lesbian online dating questions every other Friday. We know you've missed her.

Simone Profiled in La Dixième Muse! Plus, Ep 5 in French! Frenchstravaganza!

Back in December, the lovely Cécile Duclos of French lesbian magazine La Dixième Muse contacted us about doing an interview for their January issue, because they were doing a piece about lesbian web series. Naturellement, we said "oui!", because we wanted to be all cool and French!

Well, NOW WE ARE. The magazine arrived this afternoon and it was quite a thrill to flip past the pages of sexy lesbian graphic artists and an interview with Leisha Hailey to find...US! Mere pages away from Leisha Hailey and cartoon boobs! Jealous??

I wish I could tell you that we answered these questions in French (because Renée and I do speak a little French) but the reality is that Cécile translated our answers into French for us so that we didn't sound like five year olds talking about our web series. Merci, Cécile!!

Now, I know you think I'm just saying this because we're in it, but La Dixième Muse is a terrific magazine - really fun and very sexy, so if you speak the French, GET ON IT. You can buy the magazine online or pick it up when you're hanging out and being cool in France.

Or, for the Simone highlights, we have copies of the French and the English version of the interview just for you. Merci beaucoup to Cécile and La Dixième Muse for featuring Seeking Simone!

In other awesome French news, the wonderful gang over at French lesbian site Univers-L have provided us with French subtitles for Episode 5! Talk about your perfect timing...

Now, if you want to sexily tell your lady friend that her hands are "so soft and smooth" in French, YOU CAN. Between the beautiful French and Carmella's winning smile, we're swooning all over again...

Episode 1.5 in French

Merci to Magali, Lindsay, Virginie and toute la gang over at Univers-L for translating Episode 5! Vous êtes merveilleux!

Not sure how to toggle between subtitles on YouTube? Check out our handy YouTube caption instructions.

Simone's Letter to Los Hombres de MySpace & Indie Soap Awards

The wonderful Paola of Spanish lesbian site Lesbicanarias has whipped off subtitles for Simone's Open Letter to the Men of MySpace faster than you can say "Y entonces se convirtió en algo raro" ("Then it got weird").

Thanks to her, Spanish speaking MySpace men everywhere will get the message - especially the part about Otis Redding.

Muchas gracias, Paola!!

In other news, it seems the lovely Renée Olbert has been nominated for Breakthrough Performance in the Indie Soap Awards!! Yay!

But that's not all - Seeking Simone is also eligible to win in the Fan's Choice category. So if you are so inclined, we'd love it if you'd head on over there and vote for our show. You only have to do it once! And then we'll crawl out of your ass!

Simone's Open Letter to the Men of MySpace

Simone decided it would be best the start the new year off with some radical honesty. And men of MySpace - she's starting with you.

Many thanks to the men of MySpace whose dogged attempts to mate with a fictional character provided ample inspiration for this keen new extra!