Seeking Simone

Simone's Dinah Poll #1

Get Ready for the Battle!!

Hey lesbos! We're mere days away from One More Lesbian's Battle of the Lesbian Web Series at the Dinah! Woooooooo! Take off your shirt!!

Sadly, our woman behind the blogging curtain (a.k.a. Rose) won't be there to witness the glory, as she'll be conducting her own lesbian experiments down in Cancun that weekend (she's researching how many Miami Vices it'll take for her wife to take her top off in the pool). 

So for sexy Dinah updates, be sure to follow @ReneeOlbert and @SeekingSimone - and a little bird told me that Renée may also be doing a few celesbian interviews for one of our fave lesbian sites, Grace the Spot - so stay tuned!

We'll also be running a few fun polls throughout the week, just to put you all in the Dinah mood. It's just like being there! But quieter.

Many thanks to Shirin and the wonderful women of One More Lesbian for making our participation possible! Renée will see you at the Dinah!!

Before Simone Was (Marginally) Famous

This week's video treat is from deep in the Simone archives - a long-lost audition tape for an online dating site! What are the odds?? 

Watch Simone improvise her way through her audition while meeting the biggest acting challenge of her career - PRETENDING TO DIG MEN.

Ask Audrey Ep 9 - TWFan52, California

In this episode, Audrey addresses a question that may seem...familiar. To certain lesbians. Who like a certain show. We won't tell you which show, but we WILL say that the show creator's name rhymes with "Boss Bhedon".

Audrey will be back every OTHER Friday to answer your lesbian dating dilemmas. Stay tuned!

Have a question for Audrey? Leave it in the comments, tweet her at @ask_audrey OR, to keep it private until she blabs it on her vlog, contact her via the contact form. She can't wait to hear from you! Seriously...she CANNOT WAIT.

Simone Ep 5 in Portuguese!

It's never too early to start working on your pick-up lines for Carnival next year - and thanks to Mari, you'll have some sexy sayings to whip out, like "your hands are so soft" and "These birds make me want to vomit down my judge robes".

Because Mari has just provided us with new subtitles in Portuguese for Episode 5!! Behold!

Episode 1.5 in Portuguese

Not only is Mari super sweet and a great translator, but she may also have the cutest Twitter profile picture I have ever seen. PUG!!! Follow her on Twitter to check out the full size cuteness. Do it! Now!

Muito obrigado, Mari!!