Season 1
Episode 1: Single Lesbian Psychos
In the pilot episode, Simone reluctantly lets her best friend Audrey fill out her online dating profile.
Episode 2: Please ... Please Stop
Simone's first date with Elisa starts off in Pleasantville but quickly veers into AreYouOnCracktown.
Episode 3: Hammer Toes
Simone bravely agrees to date a musician, with shocking results.
Episode 4: A League of Her Own
Simone's a bit miffed that everyone thinks her date, Caramel Kiss, is "out of her league".
Episode 5: Dirty Birds
After her hot night with Caramel Kiss, Simone goes to her audition for The Albatross Appeal and finds that albatrosses aren't the dirtiest birds.
Season 2
Episode 1: Free Tibette!
Simone discovers her CSIS:ForensicSwat character is getting shot - so she's keen to connect with the show's new writer.
Episode 2: Tippi Hedren's Slutty Daughter
After a rough day on the Albatross Appeal set, Simone comes home to a "surprise" from Audrey.
Episode 3: Heat of Fashion
In the heat of passion, Simone makes a promise to Sylvia that she may end up regretting. A LOT.
Episode 4: Dread Carpet
Simone's encounter with the paparazzi on the red carpet puts the squeeze on Simone and Sylvia's relationship.
Episode 5: Leslie
With the grief-stricken wallowing over her break-up with Sylvia complete, Simone finally picks out a date herself. Her name is Leslie. And she is an accountant.
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