Faith and begorrah, it's St. Patrick's Day tomorrow! Squeeze a wee leprechaun (in this case, "leprechaun" is a cutesy euphemism for "boobs")! Count your lucky charms! Kiss people who are Irish! Find a pot of gold, if you know what I mean!
St. Patrick's Day holds a special place in Rose's heart, because a) she's Irish and b) it's her late grandfather's birthday. AND HIS NAME WAS PATRICK. Did we just BLOW YOUR MIND?
We plan to spend St. Paddy's day wearing green, enjoying green cocktails and avoiding the downtown core.
How about you, lads and lasses?